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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Apr 25, 2011 17:05:03 GMT -5
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Post by Chromeo on Apr 25, 2011 17:17:25 GMT -5
I read it, I just decided the odds of Pyro having watched a mid 60's TV show were low.
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Apr 25, 2011 17:20:22 GMT -5
Yeah almost as lot as reading a book about battle simulations  |
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Apr 25, 2011 17:20:37 GMT -5
*writes more story*
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Apr 25, 2011 18:04:00 GMT -5
"Yes you did Tails, but before you destroyed the Super Weapon Jake managed to get a shot off. Direct hit on the Big Pointy Building. We have to go into the Suicide Booth."
Tails felt sick.
"But..umm.. we won't all fit inside the booth at once!"
"We go one at a time"
"Ok.. umm.."
Tails was trying to think of a way to get out of it.
"What happens if we just say no and don't go into the booth"
"We have to it's part of our agreement. If we don't go then the Dog's will open fire on us with real weapons. Then we will return fire. But our weapons are too powerful. We will destroy each other in one strike"
One of the TV screens turned on. It was Jake.
"Muawhahaha, you can never defeat me! I AM JAKE THE DOG! My computer told me and you and your pet Fox have not entered the booth yet, Jen. WHY IS THIS?!"
"We were just making the final perpetration to enter..."
"NO" Tails yelled.
Tails walked over to the TV.
"You want me dead? Come here and do it yourself, face to face!"
"Oh I don't have to kill you face to face, I can just press this button and destroy the whole city FOR REAL"
Jen ran over to Tails and looked deep into his eyes.
"Our war will destroy everything. Millions of people horribly killed. Complete destruction of our cultures. Disaster, disease, starvation, horrible, lingering death, pain and anguish!" Jen said.
"But what's the point in this simulated form of combat anyway? I mean... even though it's simulated it has all the furry cost of real war"
"Don't you understand, Tails? We have done away with all the other bad stuff. Now you are threatening to bring it down on us again. Are you and I more important than the hundreds of millions of innocent people in Cat and Dog city?" Jen asked
"Death, destruction, disease, horror. That's what war is all about, Jen. That's what makes it a thing to be avoided. You've made it neat and painless. So neat and painless, you've had no reason to stop it. And you've had it for so many years. Since it seems to be the only way I can save us, I'm going to end it for you, one way or another."
Tails turned to the TV.
"Go a head, press that button. Cat city will retaliate and there will be no one left. GO ON I DARE YOU!"
Jake's finger hovered over the button. Then the screen went blank.
"I.. I think he listened to you, Tails"
Jen kissed Tails on the cheek. His face went bright red. Moments later...
*BING*
The elevator doors opened. It was Jake.
"I've decided that we should call an end to the war. Make peace and develop outwards so there's more space and resource capacity."
"Oh thank you Jake! You're so brave and heroic to make that decision"
Jen went over to Jake and stared making out with him.
"Hey.. but it was my speech that... grrt." Tails said.
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Tails tossed the book across the floor. As it landed it slid over to Umbreon's feet.
"A cat and a dog kissing? Disgusting!"
Umbreon picked up the book.
"Ah yes, I've read this before. It's just a cheap rip off of an old Star Trek episode. The speeches are almost word for word."
Umbreon was so smart, and pretty, and nerdy. The perfect woman for Tails. He got up and did something they both needed. He gave her a hug.
"Have you figured out a plan yet, Umbreon?"
"Yes I know exactly what to do."
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Post by Chromeo on Apr 25, 2011 18:08:15 GMT -5
Unilateral cooperation agreements are so romantic. ;_;
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2011 18:12:10 GMT -5
I read it, I just decided the odds of Pyro having watched a mid 60's TV show were low. mid 60's show? A mid 60's show? THAT'S STAR TREK, MAN. |
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Post by Chromeo on Apr 25, 2011 18:22:41 GMT -5
Star Trek, so what, pff. Ooo, some self righteous peacefag goes around the galaxy solving everyone's oh so simple diplomatic problems, whatever man. Eff the nerd status quo. >_>
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Post by Chromeo on Apr 25, 2011 18:23:49 GMT -5
Though I dunno, some of the 90's - 00's ones I've seen were okay, who knows. Just in my experience pretty much every show from before like, the 90's is completely cringeworthy.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2011 18:26:07 GMT -5
They've eliminated *insert everything bad here* back on their home planet, including but not limited to war, hunger, disease, and money.
I'd say they have a pretty good idea of what's what. >_>
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2011 18:26:49 GMT -5
Waitwaitwaitwait. You haven't actually watched Star Trek? Get on that.
Start with the original series. :0
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Apr 25, 2011 18:27:19 GMT -5
How did you know it was Star Trek, Jen? Are you a Star Trek nerd?
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Post by Tails82 on Apr 25, 2011 18:27:47 GMT -5
Curse you, money! Allowing people a medium of exchange!!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2011 18:28:17 GMT -5
...live long and prosper.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2011 18:29:10 GMT -5
Curse you, money! Allowing people a medium of exchange!! Curse you, money! Making people think everything has to be an exchange instead of working for the greater good! |
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