undead saint topic
Feb 18, 2010 19:09:21 GMT -5
Post by KingRalis on Feb 18, 2010 19:09:21 GMT -5
ok, its a complete outrage that (s)he hasnt been invited to this place
UNDEAD SAINT IS THE ORIGINAL MASTER
infidels
there was a saying in ancient rome, roughly translated as "nothing without undead saint"
anyways, i shall profess my love to undead saint. unbreakable bond(age)
here are breasts in honor of undead saint
www.giftsandfreeadvice.com/free_advice/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/laura-vandervoort-bikini-08_696.jpg
First, There Was Nothing Except Chaos
then undead saint appeared
it was sheer luck that it was the strongest, smartest, most beautiful creature that ever existed.
it was kind enough to create everything that exists now.
undead saint supplied us with the (bear) necessities in life like breasts, gummy bears, videogames, and wifi
when undead saint decided to come to earth, it's beauty started incinerating anything that dared to look at it. undead saint, being as nice as it is, put on a burqa. followers of the glorious undead saint promptly did the same thing, which is where veils come from today. undead saint visited greece and was called, in different places, zeus, dionyssus, aphrodite, and apollo. undead saint told some wisdom to different greek thinkers. undead saint then traveled to egypt and mexico and was worshipped as a god. many temples were placed in his/her honor. undead saint then went to eurasia and gave the people gunpowder and other weaponry
blah blah blah basically everything good that ever happened was because of undead saint. the cause of evil is unknown, but we can only speculate (glutko?)
anyways, undead saint had to do this infinite times in the multiverse, and you can imagine how exhausting that must be. glorious undead saint decided to rest here and is currently charging his/her lazers.
tl;dr thank you comrade undead saint for this happy childhood
UNDEAD SAINT IS THE ORIGINAL MASTER
infidels
there was a saying in ancient rome, roughly translated as "nothing without undead saint"
anyways, i shall profess my love to undead saint. unbreakable bond(age)
here are breasts in honor of undead saint
www.giftsandfreeadvice.com/free_advice/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/laura-vandervoort-bikini-08_696.jpg
First, There Was Nothing Except Chaos
then undead saint appeared
it was sheer luck that it was the strongest, smartest, most beautiful creature that ever existed.
it was kind enough to create everything that exists now.
undead saint supplied us with the (bear) necessities in life like breasts, gummy bears, videogames, and wifi
when undead saint decided to come to earth, it's beauty started incinerating anything that dared to look at it. undead saint, being as nice as it is, put on a burqa. followers of the glorious undead saint promptly did the same thing, which is where veils come from today. undead saint visited greece and was called, in different places, zeus, dionyssus, aphrodite, and apollo. undead saint told some wisdom to different greek thinkers. undead saint then traveled to egypt and mexico and was worshipped as a god. many temples were placed in his/her honor. undead saint then went to eurasia and gave the people gunpowder and other weaponry
blah blah blah basically everything good that ever happened was because of undead saint. the cause of evil is unknown, but we can only speculate (glutko?)
anyways, undead saint had to do this infinite times in the multiverse, and you can imagine how exhausting that must be. glorious undead saint decided to rest here and is currently charging his/her lazers.
tl;dr thank you comrade undead saint for this happy childhood
Spinning round and round like the deadly hands of a radium clock. 
