Master...I NEED a girlfriend!!

Chromeo Global Moderator Liberal PERSONALLY I PREFER YA MAHM Posts: 25,133	Master...I NEED a girlfriend!! Dec 15, 2009 15:59:36 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Chromeo on Dec 15, 2009 15:59:36 GMT -5 Seems pretty barbaric to me.

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Master...I NEED a girlfriend!! Dec 15, 2009 16:00:52 GMT -5

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This "dating" thing feels so foreign. Civilized, but strange...

Ask her to go on a hunt, that there's this one raticate you want to kill but can't seem to do by yourself and that you'd like her help.

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Umbreon Giga Member aka Brandon The Superior Professional. Posts: 2,130	Master...I NEED a girlfriend!! Dec 15, 2009 16:03:53 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Umbreon on Dec 15, 2009 16:03:53 GMT -5 But I hunt alone. It'd be awkward and she'd know something's up. And why would I ask for help? That'd be showing weakness, on my first date?
	"your loyalty is superior to tails'" ~Laharl "You are superior. It is fact." ~Money "'superior'" ~Wave, Nitro "umbreon is a cutie <3" ~pyro "Umbreon > Humanity" ~Zetta

little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔
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Master...I NEED a girlfriend!! Dec 15, 2009 16:06:39 GMT -5

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But I hunt alone. It'd be awkward and she'd know something's up. And why would I ask for help? That'd be showing weakness, on my first date?

You are superior enough to admit your weaknesses!

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Umbreon Giga Member aka Brandon The Superior Professional. Posts: 2,130	Master...I NEED a girlfriend!! Dec 15, 2009 16:07:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Umbreon on Dec 15, 2009 16:07:24 GMT -5 Curse that paradox.
	"your loyalty is superior to tails'" ~Laharl "You are superior. It is fact." ~Money "'superior'" ~Wave, Nitro "umbreon is a cutie <3" ~pyro "Umbreon > Humanity" ~Zetta

Umbreon Giga Member aka Brandon The Superior Professional. Posts: 2,130	Master...I NEED a girlfriend!! Dec 17, 2009 0:21:42 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Umbreon on Dec 17, 2009 0:21:42 GMT -5 Master...I was brave and assertive at daycare. I ordered her over to me but she ran off. I don't understand why...
	"your loyalty is superior to tails'" ~Laharl "You are superior. It is fact." ~Money "'superior'" ~Wave, Nitro "umbreon is a cutie <3" ~pyro "Umbreon > Humanity" ~Zetta

Umbreon Giga Member aka Brandon The Superior Professional. Posts: 2,130	Master...I NEED a girlfriend!! Dec 17, 2009 13:26:00 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Umbreon on Dec 17, 2009 13:26:00 GMT -5 She said I was too pushy 3:
	"your loyalty is superior to tails'" ~Laharl "You are superior. It is fact." ~Money "'superior'" ~Wave, Nitro "umbreon is a cutie <3" ~pyro "Umbreon > Humanity" ~Zetta

Jordan Ω AKA Dat Nigga Ferret "Holier than thou" Posts: 3,087	Master...I NEED a girlfriend!! Dec 17, 2009 13:59:43 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jordan Ω on Dec 17, 2009 13:59:43 GMT -5 Naw, they love it when you get pushy.
	Does that seem right to you?

Laharls_Wrath Administrator The Wrath of the Overlord Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Posts: 15,156	Master...I NEED a girlfriend!! Dec 17, 2009 15:21:15 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Laharls_Wrath on Dec 17, 2009 15:21:15 GMT -5 did you use "attract"?
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Chromeo Global Moderator Liberal PERSONALLY I PREFER YA MAHM Posts: 25,133	Master...I NEED a girlfriend!! Dec 17, 2009 15:22:31 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Chromeo on Dec 17, 2009 15:22:31 GMT -5 She countered with Mean look.

Laharls_Wrath Administrator The Wrath of the Overlord Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Posts: 15,156	Master...I NEED a girlfriend!! Dec 17, 2009 15:23:04 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Laharls_Wrath on Dec 17, 2009 15:23:04 GMT -5 hmmm
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Tails82 Lord of Terror++ Loyal Vassal still...sipping? Posts: 34,371	Master...I NEED a girlfriend!! Dec 17, 2009 15:24:40 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tails82 on Dec 17, 2009 15:24:40 GMT -5 Use Captivate.
	Spinning round and round like the deadly hands of a radium clock. "It's kinda sad how childish Tails is if his age in his profile is true..... No offense. >_>" -TheWave www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRqPAzXhJZ0 Do you see the little dot?

Jordan Ω AKA Dat Nigga Ferret "Holier than thou" Posts: 3,087	Master...I NEED a girlfriend!! Dec 17, 2009 15:33:53 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jordan Ω on Dec 17, 2009 15:33:53 GMT -5 Use your dashing looks.
	Does that seem right to you?

Laharls_Wrath Administrator The Wrath of the Overlord Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Posts: 15,156	Master...I NEED a girlfriend!! Dec 17, 2009 15:35:19 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Laharls_Wrath on Dec 17, 2009 15:35:19 GMT -5 dress up like Gir
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Umbreon Giga Member aka Brandon The Superior Professional. Posts: 2,130	Master...I NEED a girlfriend!! Dec 17, 2009 16:00:55 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Umbreon on Dec 17, 2009 16:00:55 GMT -5 Yes, Master.
	"your loyalty is superior to tails'" ~Laharl "You are superior. It is fact." ~Money "'superior'" ~Wave, Nitro "umbreon is a cutie <3" ~pyro "Umbreon > Humanity" ~Zetta