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Post by Mastery on Dec 9, 2009 18:46:27 GMT -5
Alright!
*stops playing wedding song and starts jamming awesome organ music*
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Post by Laharls_Wrath on Dec 9, 2009 18:46:29 GMT -5
It is with great pleasure that we gather today to witness the joining of two hands, and two hearts in holy matrimony. These two people, Pyro and Nitro, have fallen in love so deeply, so completely, that today, they make a bond, a sacred covenant before God, whereby their hearts, their bodies, and their souls shall be united as one in marriage for the rest of their days.
Pyroand Nitro’s respective families, together with their friends, each represent a circle of love. A circle of love where members care for, and nurture each other, in times of joy and in times of sorrow. Today, Pyro and Nitro join their lives together to make a new circle of love, one that overlaps with, and is made stronger by those from which it has emerged. You have been invited here because of their special relationship with you, to witness the creation of this sacred bond.
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Dec 9, 2009 18:46:31 GMT -5
This is my wedding dress:  |
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Post by Laharls_Wrath on Dec 9, 2009 18:47:00 GMT -5
We ask our honored guests assembled here to take a moment to exchange a greeting of peace.
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Tails82
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Post by Tails82 on Dec 9, 2009 18:47:31 GMT -5
Ix-nay on the od-gay
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Post by Laharls_Wrath on Dec 9, 2009 18:47:39 GMT -5
At this time, we would also like to honor those who could not be with us today. Although they are not here with us physically, we feel blessed they are with us in spirit on this beautiful day. We bow in silence to honor their memory. (Pause for a few moments.)
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Post by Mastery on Dec 9, 2009 18:48:08 GMT -5
*pauses* Yeah, the Groom's an aetheist!
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Post by Laharls_Wrath on Dec 9, 2009 18:48:09 GMT -5
Love.
If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but have not love, I am nothing. If I give all I possess to the poor and surrender my body to the flames, but have not love, I gain nothing.
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away. For we know in part and we prophesy in part, but when perfection comes, the imperfect disappears. When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put childish ways behind me. Now we see but a poor reflection as in a mirror; then we shall see face to face. Now I know in part; then I shall know fully, even as I am fully known.
And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.
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Post by Chromeo on Dec 9, 2009 18:48:20 GMT -5
Meh, who cares, I'm getting married at someone elses wedding, I'll let it slide. |
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Post by Tails82 on Dec 9, 2009 18:48:55 GMT -5
*mopes in the corner*
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Post by Laharls_Wrath on Dec 9, 2009 18:49:02 GMT -5
The covenant of marriage is one that can be entered into only by persons who are both legally and spiritually free to offer themselves to each other. Therefore, in the presence of God and in the presence of all of the witnesses here, I will ask Pyro and Nitro to state their intention. Pyro and Nitro, have you come here freely and without reservation to give yourselves to each other in the holy state of matrimony?
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Post by Mastery on Dec 9, 2009 18:49:05 GMT -5
*Does awesome Organ solo*
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Post by Chromeo on Dec 9, 2009 18:49:26 GMT -5
This is my wedding dress: Is very nice  |
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Post by Chromeo on Dec 9, 2009 18:50:00 GMT -5
The covenant of marriage is one that can be entered into only by persons who are both legally and spiritually free to offer themselves to each other. Therefore, in the presence of God and in the presence of all of the witnesses here, I will ask Pyro and Nitro to state their intention. Pyro and Nitro, have you come here freely and without reservation to give yourselves to each other in the holy state of matrimony? Um... I do? Wait, that doesn't... yes? |
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Post by Laharls_Wrath on Dec 9, 2009 18:50:02 GMT -5
say "Yes" Pyro/Nitro
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