Post by Umbreon on Nov 6, 2009 19:24:02 GMT -5
Sorry.
Rarely does a vastly superior being such as myself have to apologize to the likes of you, but it appears to be the preferable option at this point. Laharls, my Master: Tails told me to put that word in there. You should ban him instead. I will remain loyal to you no matter what, which is why I have to tell you about the secret conspiracy that's going on behind your back...everyone here's against you but me. Think about it. Spinbel leaving, then Wave. Not to mention all those other who left and never posted.. Even Ferret is a traitor. I have seen him go against your policies before. I apologize for not telling you this information sooner, but I had to collect the evidence. They all want you dead Laharls. You can only trust me. It's in your best interest to ban them all. I also apologize for not crushing the traitors when I had the chance as mod, but I was too afraid to do anything. I apologize for all the leg humpings, but have I ever asked for pics of your sister? No, all of them have. You're not safe at this board. I suggest banning everyone here or relocating to another board where you and I can be together forever. Because the truth is, I love you Laharls. I never want to see anyone hurt you, ever. I will protect you until the end of time. I am sorry for not revealing my true feeling earlier, but I had to keep this weakness to myself. I hope you can forgive me.
Rarely does a vastly superior being such as myself have to apologize to the likes of you, but it appears to be the preferable option at this point. Laharls, my Master: Tails told me to put that word in there. You should ban him instead. I will remain loyal to you no matter what, which is why I have to tell you about the secret conspiracy that's going on behind your back...everyone here's against you but me. Think about it. Spinbel leaving, then Wave. Not to mention all those other who left and never posted.. Even Ferret is a traitor. I have seen him go against your policies before. I apologize for not telling you this information sooner, but I had to collect the evidence. They all want you dead Laharls. You can only trust me. It's in your best interest to ban them all. I also apologize for not crushing the traitors when I had the chance as mod, but I was too afraid to do anything. I apologize for all the leg humpings, but have I ever asked for pics of your sister? No, all of them have. You're not safe at this board. I suggest banning everyone here or relocating to another board where you and I can be together forever. Because the truth is, I love you Laharls. I never want to see anyone hurt you, ever. I will protect you until the end of time. I am sorry for not revealing my true feeling earlier, but I had to keep this weakness to myself. I hope you can forgive me.
Spinning round and round like the deadly hands of a radium clock. 
