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little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ AKA Dat Nigga Ferret Posts: 3,843	Cool Story Time. Sept 22, 2009 13:47:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Sept 22, 2009 13:47:24 GMT -5 He was being experimental. He can experiment.
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Cool Story Time. Sept 22, 2009 20:30:58 GMT -5

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Post by little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Sept 22, 2009 20:30:58 GMT -5

So I just re-read chapter 4, actually watching the objections this time. It was pretty fun! I actually think this is my favorite chapter now. Gotta listen to the whole song while watching Wright; the synchronization with his nodding is almost perfect. :P

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Tails82 Lord of Terror++ Loyal Vassal still...sipping? Posts: 34,371	Cool Story Time. Sept 22, 2009 20:34:21 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tails82 on Sept 22, 2009 20:34:21 GMT -5 Yay, Ferret cares ^_^
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Cool Story Time. Sept 22, 2009 23:00:55 GMT -5

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-Chapter 5-

Order was finally restored to the court with a little bit of "persuasion" from Laharls.

"Now BIASK, you said that Tails was with you the whole time?"

"Yes indeedy. We were building the dam and I remember it was on that day because the Seinfeld episode where Elaine danced was just on. I couldn't get my mask off, so Tails did a lil' dance of his own to cheer me up, hyuk hyuk hyuk."

objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3268741

"I'm afraid you're incorrect, Edge. I'm holding the network schedule in my hands and it clearly shows the Seinfeld in question was on last night."

"Ah Phoenis, but Seinfeld is only a half hour long. Surely this gave Tails the rest of the evening to steal the pudding from poor, powerless Laharls?"

"Well golly, Mr. Prosecutor, sir. That was only ONE of the Seinfeld eps we watched. Once we got into it, we decided to keep going for hours. I broke out the DVD's. I can proudly say my IQ dropped 5 points that night, ma'am."

"YOU CALLIN' ME A WOMAN!?"

objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3268765

"Um...we'll talk later."

"How is the defendant going to get a fair trial when the judge is so biased?"

"This isn't about fairness." said Laharls. "This is about punishing Tails for what he's done. Y'know what Judge, screw it. You're not being mean enough. I'm the Judge now."

"Aw shucks, can't I finish what I gotta say?"

"NO! I DEMAND Tails get up here and explain himself to me RIGHT NOW!"

Tails spins up to the stand, looks Harlie straight in the eye and says "Imma write the next chapter later so shut up for now you meanie grr"

-End of Chapter 5-
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Last Edit: Sept 29, 2009 11:22:26 GMT -5 by Tails82

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Tails82 Lord of Terror++ Loyal Vassal still...sipping? Posts: 34,371	Cool Story Time. Sept 22, 2009 23:06:33 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tails82 on Sept 22, 2009 23:06:33 GMT -5 Shortest chapter ever but I'm not staying up any more to write something you'll all hate v_v
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Chromeo Global Moderator Liberal PERSONALLY I PREFER YA MAHM Posts: 25,133	Cool Story Time. Sept 23, 2009 2:16:03 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Chromeo on Sept 23, 2009 2:16:03 GMT -5 Aw, we dun haet

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Tails82 Lord of Terror++ Loyal Vassal still...sipping? Posts: 34,371	Cool Story Time. Sept 23, 2009 16:21:32 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tails82 on Sept 23, 2009 16:21:32 GMT -5 One a day isn't enough D:
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Cool Story Time. Sept 23, 2009 22:59:53 GMT -5

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-Chapter 6-

"Write the next chapter dammit!" shouted Laharls.

"Fine, fine, I was gonna eventually anyway." Tails said.

"This is not gonna be good."

"You still here? GTFO"

"Uh, but I'm the lawyer guy. Everyone needs lawyers! What would the world be like without lawyers?"

"I can imagine you getting a BOOT TO THE HEAD if you don't leave the 3094313ing courtroom right now!"

"Off I go."

Tails trembled as Laharls menacingly approached him.

"You thought you could get away with it, didn't you? Well, nobody crosses me. I am the embodiment of the Wrath of Laharl. I will not hesitate to BAN you if you refuse to tell me everything you did last night."

"N-no!! Anything but a ban!" begged Tails. "Don't hurt me! I'm so scared!!"

"You should be, Tails. This is super srs."

"Did I mention the

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"DAMMIT TAILS! Always with your stupid jokes. If you don't take this seriously for once, I might get mad enough to nuke this courtroom!"

"Dagnabbit Harlie, I always knew you were insane."

"Oh yeah? Well 'I'm not crazy, I'm just thirsty!'"

*gasp* "Have you been reading my diary!?"

"Enough of this nonsense. Tell me EVERYTHING you did last night."

"Well, uh...after whistlin' for a cab, BIASK and I went up to Damville...it was raining a lot, so we went through the dam inspection a little faster than usual. And we needed to get done in time for Seinfeld. We watched a few episodes, then I chased a squirrel around for a while. Around and around a tree, and then...and then...and then..."

"Spit it out or you're in for a hammerin'!"

"I DON'T KNOW! Once I get into spin mode, I do crazy things."

"Crazy like a fox?"

"Kinda. But I didn't steal the puddings, honest!"

"How can you be sure if you don't remember? It's not looking good for you, Tails" Laharls grinned, raising his meanie hammer slightly.

"Aggggg...arrgh...umm..." Tails desperately thought to himself. What would Jesus do? No wait that's no good, he died. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? No, that doesn't have anything to do with anything. How can I convince Harlie I'm innocent? I know! There has to be some theme song out there to prove my point! Crazy train? No good. Laharls probably kills people to that song. Rick Roll? No, that'd piss him off proper. Uptown Girl? Maybe...maybe...Uptown Girl, Billy Joel...AN INNOCENT MAN!

"What the hell is this? Stalling again, Tails? Well it's not gonna work...WHAA?"

To Laharls' surprise, the crowd was completely convinced by the song and began chanting "Let Tails go! Let Tails go!"

"Curse you Tails and your stupid guest stars! I'm still the judge here, and I say, it's time for a poundin'!"

"Oh man, I hope you don't mean...oh man." Nitro muttered.

"Get your mind outta the gutter and help me beat Tails off, Nitro! As a mod, you must submit yourself to my demands."

"Fine..."

"Wave too...hey, where's Wave?"

"I think he left for a while to get away from those fsjals."

"Grrr, whatever. Not like I can't crush Tails on my own."

"Golly, Tails and Laharls are gonna fight? This is just like the Feats of Strength, hyuk hyuk hyuk!" BIASK said, seconds before he had to dodge a boot to the head.

"Get ready to be destroyed, Tails."

"We'll just see about that, Harlie."

-End of Chapter 6-
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Last Edit: Sept 23, 2009 23:01:23 GMT -5 by Tails82

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Chromeo Global Moderator Liberal PERSONALLY I PREFER YA MAHM Posts: 25,133	Cool Story Time. Sept 24, 2009 2:09:13 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Chromeo on Sept 24, 2009 2:09:13 GMT -5 I have to admit I'm glad the courtroom scene is over...

thewave Guest	Cool Story Time. Sept 24, 2009 4:31:57 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by thewave on Sept 24, 2009 4:31:57 GMT -5 Too few Wave appearances.