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-Chapter 4-
Everyone gathered 'round. The trial of the century was about to begin.
The prosecution: Laharls and his evil boar army.
The defense: Tails82 and his several character witnesses.
objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3266608objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3266610objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3266611"God this is stupid." Laharls said. "I regret agreeing to this trial."
objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3266616objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3266619"Golly, guess that's me. I like objaculations, they make me all warm and fuzzy inside,
hyuk hyuk hyuk."
objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3266622"This isn't one of those trick questions, is it? Say, that Bible looks rather tasty...
*noms Bible*
objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3266627"Well shucks, Mister Judge, sir...my mask is stuck on my face real tight. Guess I used a little too much super glue."
objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3266634"A-HA! I KNEW IT WAS YOU ALL THE TIME-wait, who are you?" asked Laharls.
"AAAAAAH MY FACE IS ON FIRE!" shouted BIASK. Turns out the judge ripped off BIASK'S face along with the mask...
After a quick trip to the emergency room, BIASK was ready to testify.
"Your Honor, might I suggest using these handy-dandy images so things are easier to read? All this objaculating has left the courtroom in quite a big, sticky mess."
objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3266662"Or, I could smack you into next Sunday with my banhammer" said Laharls.
"Okay, okay. You're no fun..."
objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3266663"How did you know that? Well it doesn't matter, we need to get this trial underway."
"Mr. BIASK, you've known the defendent for how long?"
"Golly, I don't know. Only like a few months, but we're the bestest of friends."
"OH please. Do you even know the defendent's first name?"
"Uh, Tails?"
"No, his REAL first name."
"Aw shucks, I think it's...Joe McMadeup? I had it written on the inside of my mask, honest! If I could only take it off..."
objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3266679"Sorry about that, Judge...methinks Tails is having too much fun with this and isn't progressing the story at all."
"Hmm...you might be correct. Well maybe Tails should quit stalling and try to defend
himself. Isn't that right, Tails?...TAILS!?"
"It's too late, Judge. He's in Spin Mode right now."
"All right, guess we're not getting anything done for a while."
objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3266688-End of Chapter 4-
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