Sexual checklist
Jun 6, 2013 2:32:26 GMT -5
Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Jun 6, 2013 2:32:26 GMT -5
2023 edit with "done"
I got this idea from the title of a cracked.com article. I never read the article as most of their articles that are based on opinion and not fact are stupid. Especially that guy who makes the "10 things they don't tell you about highschool/college/working/real life" lists. That guy is boring as hell.
Anyway sexual checklist.
Here what you do is make a list of all the things you want to do related to sex. Maybe it's a certain setting to have sex, or position, or maybe you wanna wear yor bikini to a church on sunday morning with a vibrator in your pants. Just things that are possible though. Having sex with Annie from Community is not possible so adding to the list is silly, where having sex with Tails82 is possible so can be added to your list if thats what you're into.
Ok so here are some things to add to my list.
Ok there we go. Some of these might be just silly ideas and some more serious but they are all possible I guess. I'd like to hope so at least. I mean I don't wanna be here 4 years later and still not crossed off number 2. That would suck. Tails82 might be why does it suck sex is bad outside of marriage. Yeah but it would suck for me because it would mean all this time I'm still single. That would suck. But then Im asscoiating (sp) sex with a relationship and not a one night stand. Since I don't want me first time to be with a random. However Im open to it with a friend like that time I almost did it with the "dude" that would have been nice. I dunno. I guess I don't want to be judged by someone. You know. Everyone has sex so early and Im 26 and not done it. I don't wanna be with someone and then tell them I've never done it. That would be ebmarissing. I'd rather like you know have a test run where I kinda learn wtf I'm meant to do and then I can just say I'm terrible at it and not a virgin. Or maybe Ill BS my way though it like an exam at Uni. Man essay question exams are so easy. They were my fave kind. 3 hours, 3 questions. haha. Nice. Im in the mood for community now.
Woops gone off topic.
Hey everyone post your own lists. Sorry if this topic is too persoanl or something. But you are my friends and I wanna share my feelings with you. I love you all. <3
I got this idea from the title of a cracked.com article. I never read the article as most of their articles that are based on opinion and not fact are stupid. Especially that guy who makes the "10 things they don't tell you about highschool/college/working/real life" lists. That guy is boring as hell.
Anyway sexual checklist.
Here what you do is make a list of all the things you want to do related to sex. Maybe it's a certain setting to have sex, or position, or maybe you wanna wear yor bikini to a church on sunday morning with a vibrator in your pants. Just things that are possible though. Having sex with Annie from Community is not possible so adding to the list is silly, where having sex with Tails82 is possible so can be added to your list if thats what you're into.
Ok so here are some things to add to my list.
- Get married have have sex with my partner. Done
- Lose my virginity before I'm 30. Done
- Have sex with a girl
Skype my friend and make a GIF of us on screen for personal use.- Have sex with someone from my work. Done
- Have sex with a stranger while drunk
- Have sex with someone I met on the internet. Done
- Have a relationship and use sex as a weapon to get what I want
- Never get a STD. Done
- Completly lie to someone about myself age, occupation etc Barny Stinsion styles and have sex with someone because they were seduced by my lies
- Be happy with who I am sexually. Done
Ok there we go. Some of these might be just silly ideas and some more serious but they are all possible I guess. I'd like to hope so at least. I mean I don't wanna be here 4 years later and still not crossed off number 2. That would suck. Tails82 might be why does it suck sex is bad outside of marriage. Yeah but it would suck for me because it would mean all this time I'm still single. That would suck. But then Im asscoiating (sp) sex with a relationship and not a one night stand. Since I don't want me first time to be with a random. However Im open to it with a friend like that time I almost did it with the "dude" that would have been nice. I dunno. I guess I don't want to be judged by someone. You know. Everyone has sex so early and Im 26 and not done it. I don't wanna be with someone and then tell them I've never done it. That would be ebmarissing. I'd rather like you know have a test run where I kinda learn wtf I'm meant to do and then I can just say I'm terrible at it and not a virgin. Or maybe Ill BS my way though it like an exam at Uni. Man essay question exams are so easy. They were my fave kind. 3 hours, 3 questions. haha. Nice. Im in the mood for community now.
Woops gone off topic.
Hey everyone post your own lists. Sorry if this topic is too persoanl or something. But you are my friends and I wanna share my feelings with you. I love you all. <3
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