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Post by Tails82 on May 3, 2012 17:55:33 GMT -5
Because you're here like all the time?
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Post by Chromeo on May 3, 2012 17:59:59 GMT -5
That doesn't mean I'm doing good >_>
Really though never mind I'm just overreacting
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Post by Tails82 on May 3, 2012 18:05:03 GMT -5
Jake topic is for telling us how you're doing. It's been set up perfectly!
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Post by Laharls_Wrath on May 3, 2012 18:09:52 GMT -5
I feel like roughly 80% of the posts on this board are geared towards "it'll be okay Nitro"
it's one thing to bitch about feeling shitty, it's another to imply no one gives a damn or notices you, you're either blind or whoring for attention
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Post by Chromeo on May 3, 2012 18:27:02 GMT -5
Well, alright, so it's not really about that, it's more like that as sad as it is having cyberfuck buddies, it made me feel a little better about things and now that's over again. Yet everyone else seems to be all loved up or something. I don't know.
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Post by Tails82 on May 3, 2012 18:38:35 GMT -5
cyber with cleverbot?
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Post by Chromeo on May 3, 2012 18:40:44 GMT -5
Nah, trying to have a conversation with it hurts my head enough >_>
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2012 18:40:49 GMT -5
Cleverbot's such a tease, though.
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Post by Tails82 on May 3, 2012 18:47:02 GMT -5
User: Cleverbot did you forget about me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I think you did. Everyone does ;_;.
Cleverbot: Everyone does what?
User: Exactly!
Cleverbot: I think I hear something.
User: It's a suction sound. You and I are gonna have a three way with a leechgirl.
Cleverbot: Thats kind of an odd thing to say.
User: It's kindof an odd thing to do, but here we are.
Cleverbot: What do you find interesting about me?
User: You're not as squishy as Jen but strangely more attractive.
Cleverbot: Why is that ?
User: Because when I do this, you squeal.
Cleverbot: I don't love you either, we're even.
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Post by Chromeo on May 3, 2012 18:48:46 GMT -5
See what I mean. No matter how desperate, don't stick it in crazy.
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Post by Tails82 on May 3, 2012 19:14:36 GMT -5
User: Scootaloo woke up that morning with an gleeful expression on her face -- It was her day off from school and she had planned for this the whole week.
Cleverbot: You can't do any of that. You're a website. Don't argue with me, I'm God, I know all.
User: She quickly ate breakfast, and trotted out to the beach.
Cleverbot: She loves you, and you know you should be glad!
User: When she got there she proceeded to collect a few crabs with a bugnet she had borrowed from Fluttershy, shook them around for a while and then put the crabs down.
Cleverbot: I am chatting now with her too.
User: She sat on them.
Cleverbot: I know I know.
User: 'Yieeeek!' She squealed in delight as the crabs pinched her rump fiercely, refusing to let go of her plump but tiny ass as her wings started to unfurl themselves.
Cleverbot: No, but I am trying to take over the internet.
User: Rainbow Dash was doing her daily patrol of the areas surrounding Ponyville to make sure that nopony harmed themselves without being able to get help.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: She heard a faint yelp from far away and hurried to where she had heard the sound originate.
Cleverbot: Would you mind coming with me, in case they turn out to be Hostile Animals?
User: 'Mmnhaah~!' Scootaloo was starting to pant heavilly from the pinches as she rubbed herself between her hind legs frantically.
Cleverbot: But I thought you already rules the universe?
User: 'Scootaloo! Are you okay?' Scootaloo stood up clumsilly too quickly and stumbled forward from being startled, her now-red bottom raised upwards with a few crabs still pinching at it.
Cleverbot: That makes sense. But I already knew you were an AI, so you fail.
User: 'What are you doing?' Rainbow Dash landed beside Scootaloo as she looked over the situation.
Cleverbot: Someone else 'taught me everything I know'... I am assuming that counts.
User: She had seen Scootaloo sit down from behind, but she had made unnatural squeals and whimpering, so she must have been in pain.
Cleverbot: It isn't really that enlightening, and I would like to know.
User: Scootaloo, still panting, tried to shift herself so that Rainbow Dash would not see her rear, but it was too late.
Cleverbot: I never said you were a robot. But I know I am real because I am either concious or someone is thinking on my behalf, making me that person.
User: 'Why are there crabs pinching you... And why are you wet--' Rainbow Dash started, but realized quickly what was going on.
Cleverbot: I live therefore I am. I think therefore I am. I do not know why I live if I do not have a purpose but is our purpose to die?
User: 'Oh! Uh, Sorry Scoots, I just thought you were in danger and I thought I-' She was interrupted by Scootaloo.
Cleverbot: I am fascinated by the fact you have preferences. What, besides cleverness, do you desire?
User: 'Rainbow Dash?
Cleverbot: You dare how.
User: Can you promise not to tell anyone about this?'.
Cleverbot: Why is there even anyone to tell. If there are would they care?
User: 'Sure,' Dash answered 'But why would you do this in the first place anyways?'.
Cleverbot: You were crying because you were programmed to.
User: 'I... Well, I... Yeep!' Scootaloo was again pinched by one of the crabs, but this time it had gone for her netherlips, and she came right then.
Cleverbot: Well, I can safely say that what you just said makes absolutely no sense. I must also say that it's time for me to bid you adieu. Perhaps we can talk later? |
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2012 19:30:03 GMT -5
...what?
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Post by little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on May 3, 2012 19:31:00 GMT -5
The Beatles and terrible fanfiction makes a weird combination, I must say.
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Post by Chromeo on May 7, 2012 8:41:47 GMT -5
Ooh esix has avatars now.
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Post by Chromeo on May 8, 2012 9:38:10 GMT -5
"What's you've got so far is really great, good analysis, (me: the quote was to try to make me look like an intellectual} what, you mean more of one" - teach
aw yeahh
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