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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Oct 17, 2011 19:56:21 GMT -5
JEN
It turns out Jen is a reverse Vampire. She does not suck blood, instead she sucks beans. She also is so hot she tans inside out. So keep your beans locked away in a safe place. You never know what she might do with them. Make a salad? Maybe a soup? Fake meat? Very dangerous stuff.
Also I watch out for wearing any clothing that resembles beans or some kind of fruit.
The only way I think we can stop her is by holding her down and we tie her to something like a bed.
PHIL
We all know he is a robot. But what kind of robot? After doing some research I found out he wants world domination, and enslave us humans.
He studies human warfare tactics by watching hours and hours of SC2 footage. His AI is able to learn at an extreme rate when running at full power. However he uses up power quickly. He is a Robot from the future and does not run on batteries, but hot pockets and bowls of noodles.
How do we stop him? The only way I see we can is defeating him in a game of SC2. I don't have this game so it's up to one of you to take on this mission.
I have more information about other goings on around here but Ill report back on them later.
Also it takes most people just 1 of themself to screw in a light bulb. Apart from Waveo because someone cut his thumbs off apparently. Don't borrow money from the Mob.
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Post by Laharls_Wrath on Oct 17, 2011 20:19:41 GMT -5
xD
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Post by Preventing Google Doxxing on Oct 17, 2011 20:37:41 GMT -5
Hehe, draining the life out of beans reminded me of Bunnicula.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2011 23:39:10 GMT -5
Dagnabbit. xd
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Post by Chromeo on Oct 18, 2011 5:06:21 GMT -5
Huwhaaaat?
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Post by thewave on Oct 18, 2011 13:42:58 GMT -5
What's this I don't even
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Oct 18, 2011 20:20:39 GMT -5
JAKE
So you know how Jake always complains about having no girlfriend and all that crap. Well he's just putting on a show for us to make sure we don't get jealous of his sex life. Yes thats right, it turns out Jake is a playa.
Out of all the many many girls he's asked out, drunk or sober, at the time of asking 100% of them said they would. WOW! Infact he had a hot sexy date last night with a hot sexy chick. HOW DOES HE DO IT! He's a playa thats how.
But he does not just go for any girl oh no. He does not like chocolate, he likes those creamy ice cream girls. Yeah white chicks only. He also likes crisps... not sure what he means by that. And yeah from time to time he likes to suck on a lemon sherbet, but thats ok to like guys when he's also getting those girls!
KAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAMMMME
GM is a GM but he's also a Spin. They are the same person. How do I know? It's very simple. First off I asked them a serious of questions and they answered exacltly how someone who is the same person with multiple personalities would; by using different answers.
See he can try fool me but it's not going to work. GM likes to talk to himself a lot, using his Spin alt. But you can tell it's the same person because the conversations are set up for perfect jokes and thinng. Also we have seen a pic of GM, but has anyone ever seen a pic of Spin? Nop I don't think so because a we actually have seen a pic of Spin but it's just GM. Same thing goes for his real name. Anyone know it? Nop because it's GM's name. Evern seen them on msn at the same time? Nop. They also go to at school while everyone else is not at school apart from Jake but lets not bring attention to that.
You might say oh but maybe they have a different IP address or use the boards at the same time, but it's pretty easy to do that stuff.
I need to continue my research.
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Post by Simply Renegadin' on Oct 18, 2011 23:09:48 GMT -5
What answers did the Mastery of Games give?
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Oct 19, 2011 0:22:25 GMT -5
They are locked away in the research vault.
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Post by Chromeo on Oct 19, 2011 2:45:48 GMT -5
>_>
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Post by Mastery on Oct 19, 2011 9:06:40 GMT -5
Comedy duo being so good everybody thinks they're one and the same? I smell a sitcom...
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Post by Tails82 on Oct 19, 2011 9:55:14 GMT -5
I think they're the same because they both conspire against me. If it is only one person rather than a duo, my concerns are cut in half.
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on Oct 20, 2011 19:45:34 GMT -5
AJ
Ferret is a furry. He says he's not. It's been going back and fourth since the beginning of time. Like the chicken and the egg. Which came first? But by scientists doing research they found the egg came before the chicken because birds are evolved from dinosaurs. I am a scientist and I've done my research and have come up with a final answer on Ferret being a furry or not.
So is Ferret a furry? Lets look at the evidence. His knowledge of furry stuff is better than some of the local furries like Jake and waveo. He bought a furry figure from a furry comic. He has a fox tail. He grew a beard so has a furry face. Sounds like he really is a furry.
But even after all this he is not actually a furry. Thats right Ferret is not a furry. He wants to be. He tries hard to be a gay guy, and acts like a gay guy but knows he's straight, and can't force himself to be gay. He's more like a gay furry enthusiast but he can't cross over and go camping.
Tails82
Tails82 is not actually Tails82 by birth. Nop thats not his real name. Shocking I know but we will get over it. There has been some debate over what his real name is.
There is only one person who knows for sure and that is Ferret because he's met him in real life and Tails told him his name. After the meeting people were asking about his real name. Ferret threw out the name "Alex". Is this the correct name? We don't know if he's lying or not. Later Tails changed his name on msn to "Alex Chathater".
Several months later during The Contest many deasl were made. Then stuff happens I forgot, and then one time Tails told me about the time he went to church and the Main churchie cult leader guy said "Hi Steve". So whats going on here? Is his name Alex or Steve? People were soon fooled into thinking Tails real name was Steve, but actually the Chuchie lady-man just had the name wrong and Tails the cutie was too scared to correct him. I guess it's not a good look in front of the God person for a Churchie leader guy to get a name wrong.
So we are back to Alex. Is that his real name? But actually, Tails has been telling us his name all along. No Commet. What was originally seen as a silly typo is actually a code. his name is Commet. See Comet is the name of a kind of gold fish. And there we have worked out Tails real full name. Tails82 aka Comet Fish.
Also out of all the people asked what they would draw if they had a crayon, only Jake was going to draw something furry.
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Post by Chromeo on Oct 20, 2011 19:48:36 GMT -5
In my defense I intentionally play up to my stereotypes.
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Post by Tails82 on Oct 20, 2011 19:51:31 GMT -5
Comet is also an astronomical term. How would you rule out that possibility?
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Spinning round and round like the deadly hands of a radium clock. 