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Post by Chromeo on May 6, 2013 19:44:47 GMT -5
see 'chrysalis' on the note in kid's mouth
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Post by Tails82 on May 6, 2013 19:50:47 GMT -5
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Post by Chromeo on May 6, 2013 19:54:59 GMT -5
yeah, awkwarrrd
not like he could really help it though, he was mind controlled at the time
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Post by Tails82 on May 7, 2013 18:18:09 GMT -5
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Post by Chromeo on May 7, 2013 22:00:11 GMT -5
...daw?
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Post by Chromeo on May 9, 2013 18:03:44 GMT -5
Everypony knows that Pinkie loves to befriend all the ponies in Ponyville. She just loves to make them smile, and be friendly as could be. What happens, though, when a new pegasus comes to town and Pinkie's best efforts go awry due to a simple misunderstanding? Can she recover this potential friendship? What lengths will she go to in order to make up for her mistakes and try to make the new mare smile? - FIMfic summary
Wasn't this, you know, the exact same plot as the episode with the donkey
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Post by Chromeo on May 10, 2013 19:43:47 GMT -5
Fascinating shape, darling. I’ve always wanted to try new things with other species but I’ve never really had the chance up to now. Spike, Twilight’s little assistant, is the only non-pony I’ve had the opportunity to experiment with and he’s far too young to really try anything adventurous. It all seems so dreadfully exciting doesn’t it? The opportunity to undertake something truly unique. I can’t wait to get him into my Boutique so I can have him all to myself. Do you suppose he’ll look good in black?
- Rarity
hurr
should have noticed this without it being pointed out in the comments but in my defense I only skim-read most fics because deep down I know they're a waste of time
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Post by Chromeo on May 11, 2013 14:42:45 GMT -5
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Post by Chromeo on May 12, 2013 8:40:15 GMT -5
'letters from a disgruntled friendship student'
I was hoping that by showing off like that, the other five would hate me and perhaps leave me the fuck alone now. Well, no such luck. They were impressed.
If Trixie ever comes back, I'm gonna get her in bed with me, just to show her that I'm better than her physically, mentally, and sexually. Three points, you dirty whore.
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So we have a ditz who prettifies everything and a redneck workaholic. Clearly, I knew they were going to get into a fight.
Then it starts to rain. I stood there watching for a minute or two, then I called them in. I considered leaving them to run home in the rain, but I kind of want to see if they'll fight for a few hours in a sleepover, and then we all end up sleeping with each other. I mean come on; snobby fashion designer and a simpleton who kicks trees for a living? That's bound to brew up some conflict. And from that conflict, could potentially be a very sexy night.
Thankfully, Rarity stopped Applejack from coming in with muddy hooves, or I would've had to do some bucking of my own. So how did I come up with this sleepover idea? Simple. I was rounding up the worst books for my annual book bonfire when I came across one titled Slumber 101: Everything You Wanted To Know About Sleepovers But Were Afraid to Ask. I thought to myself, 'Wow, this isn't even good enough to burn. So why not torment my 'friends' with it instead?' Frustration build up, and could be released via sexual urges!
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Pinkie drags us both into a dark Sugarcube Corner, along with the rest of our friends. Our stupid, stupid friends. All hiding from a hooded figure out in the middle of the market. Seems their parents never told them that there are other species out there that we are inherently better than.
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The next morning, I awoke to quite the shock; my horn had erectile dysfunction. One by one, my friends showed up, and showed us just what Zecora had done to us in the forest. In an apparent attempt to bring her culture into Ponyville, she brainwashed Rarity into styling her mane into dreadlocks. Applejack can now fulfill her micro fantasies. Strangely enough, Rainbow is flying better than ever, Pinkie's drug abuse has finally hindered her speech, and she must have injected Fluttershy with one hell of a hit of testosterone, because damn, that manly voice. Even I want to sleep with her now.
We immediately decided to go teach that meddling zebra a lesson. We formed a lynch mob and set off into the forest. Applebloom, ever the overachiever, went on ahead. After we momentarily became separated, Applejack roleplayed a micro session with Rainbow while Pinkie began beatboxing with Fluttershy rapping about a fuck shit stack or something. After crashing into Zecora's hut, we reached a compromise; she would create the remedy for the curse she put on us, and in return, we wouldn't lynch her.
She also claimed she wasn't a zegro, but an African Equestrian.
Whatever.
Your racist former student,
Twilight Sparkle
MY SIDES ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN
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Post by Chromeo on May 13, 2013 6:33:37 GMT -5
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Post by little j ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on May 13, 2013 18:30:42 GMT -5
A while ago, I made a crack about the My Little Pony full length animated feature.
It appears we are getting it. But not in the form I imagined.
Could have been worse if they used some of those idiotic designs they showed.
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Post by Chromeo on May 13, 2013 21:27:30 GMT -5
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on May 21, 2013 1:04:39 GMT -5
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Post by Chromeo on May 21, 2013 2:04:26 GMT -5
I like how it implies pony porners = pedophiles
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Post by Pyro ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ✔ on May 21, 2013 2:12:21 GMT -5
Im pretty sure all who take an interest in the show is one.
Also whats CMC in your siig me?
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